FTGT101
November 29th, 2006, 02:38 AM
My brother sent me this and it made me laugh. I hope it does the same for you.:D
Garage Door
>> >
>> >
>> >A Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
zipper
>>was
>> >down and his fly area is wide open.
>> >
>> >His secretary walked up to him and said "Boss this morning when you
left
>> >your house, did you close your garage door?"
>> >This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his
>>office
>> >looking a bit puzzled.
>> >
>> >When he was about done with his paperwork he suddenly noticed that
his
>> >zipper was not zipped up.
>> >He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him,
finally
>> >understood.
>> >
>> >Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
>> >secretary. When he reached her desk, he said "When you saw the
garage
>>door
>> >open did you see my Expedition parked in there?"
>> >
>> >The secretary smiled for a moment and said "No Boss, I didn't."
"All I
>>saw
>> >was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires
Garage Door
>> >
>> >
>> >A Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his
zipper
>>was
>> >down and his fly area is wide open.
>> >
>> >His secretary walked up to him and said "Boss this morning when you
left
>> >your house, did you close your garage door?"
>> >This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his
>>office
>> >looking a bit puzzled.
>> >
>> >When he was about done with his paperwork he suddenly noticed that
his
>> >zipper was not zipped up.
>> >He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him,
finally
>> >understood.
>> >
>> >Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
>> >secretary. When he reached her desk, he said "When you saw the
garage
>>door
>> >open did you see my Expedition parked in there?"
>> >
>> >The secretary smiled for a moment and said "No Boss, I didn't."
"All I
>>saw
>> >was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires